shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

louis-vuittoff:

YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY

internetexplorers:

ok that’s nice but let’s talk about me

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: lifethroughsherlock)

coolgirlfriend:

mcdammit:

coolgirlfriend:

mcdammit:

coolgirlfriend:

SOMEONE REBLOG THE FUCKING POST AND SAY WHOS THERE FUCK U GUYS

Who’s there?

THIS IS THE WRONG POST FUCK YOU

THIS IS THE WRONG POST FUCK YOU who?

BYE

(Source: hotanimegirl)

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”